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Thought of the Day 10/31/18

The most important lesson I ever learned in life was at a strip club: never get a lapdance while wearing cargo shorts.

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Mat Nastos
TV, Film, comic book, fantasy & steampunk writer/director, known best for bad horror movies about giant scorpions, killer pigs & dinosaurs in the sewers. You can find his work on Smashwords or at his Amazon Author Page.

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