If you were a kid in the 1980s then you were probably following one of the greatest battles of all time. A battle between...
The Transformers vs The Gobots
November 7, 2018
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Thought of the Day 11/5/18
Do dogs get angry because we culturally appropriate their style?
November 5, 2018 -
Mat Nastos & The Case Of The Midnight Boobs
Stunt Boobs – not the actual boobs. I really just wanted to write that title. Sort of makes me feel like I’ve got my...
November 3, 2018 -
Thought of the Day 11/2/18
Do vegan girls swallow? And, if so, what does that say about the dedication to their convictions?
November 2, 2018 -
Tequila and the Dragon
Something that is constantly confusing to people is that I have dated (and been married to) some incredibly beautiful women. My ex-wife was pretty....
November 2, 2018 -
A Proposal for Gay Jokes
I’m going to preface this post because it’s probably going to get me in some shit. Here we go: If you’re uptight or don’t...
November 1, 2018 -
Thought of the Day 11/1/18
When a relationship ends, you go through the same range of emotions you would if someone passes away…without them having the courtesy to actually...
November 1, 2018 -
Why I’m Single – The Con Heartbreak Story
Anyone who knows me is also well aware of what a mess the romantic side of my life is – and has always been. It’s been devastating, painful, and, on at least two occasions, life-endangering. Since I am way too cheap for therapy, I’m going to tell some of those stories here online.
October 31, 2018 -
Thought of the Day 10/31/18
The most important lesson I ever learned in life was at a strip club: never get a lapdance while wearing cargo shorts.
October 31, 2018 -
Thought of the Day 10/30/18
Is it weird that there are things I’ve taught my kids to say that I also want a hooker to say to me?
October 30, 2018
